[the sound of slightly agitated pacing can be heard for a minute, but no talking.

and then.

SLAM! goes a foot into something wooden, like it's being kicked]

...Bringing in these kinds of people-- YOU SCIENTIST JERKS-- WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK ARE YOU GETTING AT?!

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[the noise that is heard can only be described as "HNNNNNNNNNRGH"] OKAY WHO DID THAT?!

THIS ISN'T FUCKING FUNNY.

((ed got hit by vaati's spell AND IS NOW SHRUNKEN. FEEL FREE TO LAUGH AT HIS MISFORTUNE.))

[some rustling can be heard]

Hnn. Doesn't look like anything useful. Some clothes, a few...props, I guess? --Is this made of plastic? Wait, what's this? It looks like hair. A beard? ...A strap-on beard. Who in the hell--

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......

WHO THE FUCK PUT A DWARF COSTUME OUTSIDE MY DOOR?!

((small hiatus break xD))

[accidental voice posting]

*heavy, even breathing can be heard for a few moments*

Heh...not bad for not being able to use alchemy. Any other freak creatures waiting out there?! Show yourselves!

*a silent pause*

I guess not.

...Al?? Al?! Hey!! Are you here? Al!!

*a few footsteps, a small crunch noise as the communicator is lightly stepped on*
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